Cristiano Ronaldo Has Bought The World's Most Expensive Car - A £9.5m one-off Bugatti La Voiture Noire.

What do you do when you're one of the world's richest footballers? Buy the world's most expensive car, obviously. 

Doctor Shares Shocking Images To Warn Of Dangers Of Sleeping In Contact Lenses.

GRAPHIC IMAGES: Whether you're a contact lens wearer or not these photos have the power to make you go, 'ergh'.

Man Poos Out AirPod He Accidentally Swallowed And It Still Works.

A man filmed himself rummaging through his own shit after accidentally swallowing one of his Apple AirPods. Isn't 2019 weird? I mean, I appreciate these things are expensive, but surely buying a new one would be preferable to putting something in your ear that has passed out your arsehole.

Carling Has Redesigned Its Pint Glasses So You Can Carry Four Easily.

It's great when you have three whole mates and they're all at the pub with you, thirsty for pints. It's also great when you're at the pub on your own and you fancy four whole pints to yourself, all at once.

Seagulls Keep Landing In Front Of A London Traffic Camera And It's Great.

Traffic-based updates, while important, are hardly the most exhilarating thing in the world. A quick scroll down Transport for London's (TfL's) Twitter feed reveals countless tweets about collisions here and delays there, without so much as a single like or retweet. however, two seagulls have rapidly become viral stars in the world of traffic-based reporting after repeatedly landing on a traffic camera on Brunswick Road.